Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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