So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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