Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
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