just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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