I feel like abortions should bother me more
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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