her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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