what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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