Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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