Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize