i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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