im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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