My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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