love makes seman taste better
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Semen is not good for contacts.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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