is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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