yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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