i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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