I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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