Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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