The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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