i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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