i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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