I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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