We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Let's paint friendship bongs
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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