absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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