She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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