Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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