it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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