If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well I just put wine in my tea
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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