TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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