I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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