She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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