we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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