You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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