we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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