yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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