How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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