I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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