Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I know her cup size but not her name....
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