i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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