Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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