at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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