Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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