Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
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