I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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