He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
