You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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