She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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