you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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