So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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