She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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