quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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