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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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