did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
