Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
