East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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